There is a mental home up in Oklahoma
Where they mistreat their patients and they beat them into comas
Well they revolted and they started a fire
They broke the windows as the flames grew higher
They stole a van and headed for the border
But they needed a gas and only had a quarter
So they went to Georgia and kidnapped Jimmy Carter
And held him for ransom, for a hundred dollars
It's a retard riot
On the streets
There was a retard riot
Call the police
There was a retard riot
On the streets toni-i-i-i-ight
They dropped off Jimmy but forgot to get the money
They robbed a good liquor store and then they started running
They shot a cop, but he was just a rookie
So, they took a break because it was time for juice and cookies
Well, stop at the zoo and watch the monkey's throw their doo-doo
They stole a goat, and named it Bunny-foo-foo
They hit the road and nearly blew out the transmission
They had a plan and they were on a mission
It's a retard riot
On the streets
It was a retard riot
Call the police
It's a retard riot
On the streets toni-i-i-i-ight
All they ever really wanted to be is freeeeee
All they ever really wanted to be is freeeeee
All they ever really wanted to be
All they ever really wanted to be
All they ever really wnated to be
Drove down to Houston, and snuck inside of NASA
Got past security without the slightest hassle
Snuck on the launching pad and climed aboard a rocket
They turned some knobs and pushed some buttons til they launched it
They tossed thier cookies when they made it into orbit
Pulled out some tupperware and neatly tried to store it
Then Bunny-Foo-Foo accidently fired a missle
Hit California and it sunk into the Pacific
It's retard riot
In outter-space
There was a retard riot
It's a cosmic disgrace
There was a retard riot
On the streets toni-i-i-i-ight
There's a retard riot
On the streets
There's a retard riot
Call the police
There's a retard riot
On the streets toni-i-i-i-ight
Set the retards free
They're no different from you and me
Keep them away from electricity,
Chainsaws, scissors, and gasoline
Set the retards free
They're no different from you and me
Keep them away from electricity
Chainsaws, scissosrs and gasoline
It was a retard riot
On the streets
It was a retart riot
Call the police
There is a retard riot
On the streets toni-i-i-ight
All they ever really wanted to be... | 
